The
Pokemon Love Song
as written by Prince
by
Hassen
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Intro
starts with Pokemons making some noise. Instrumentation: Moog synth and some funky rhythm guitar with Lin Drum programmin' and Eric Leeds and Atlanta Bliss on horns. Your love is better than Pokemon baby You have me speakin' in Japanese just maybe There's 151 kinds and I'm just wishin' I could put you in that many positions I got my Bulbsaurus ready to poke you In da Caterpie You gonna love it lady, just give it a try Cuz I got the special powers Of making you go for hours Its POKEMON baby owwwwwaa [Prince yell] [Pokemon sound effects, Mayte moanin OHHH Pikachu!!] [falsetto] Verse 2: I'm a Charmander wantin' to play in your Squirtle Mess around long enough honey I'll get you fertile Now kids don't try this at home Cuz my pocket monster is ready to BOOONE! Hundalasillahhhh yaaaaa yaaa yaaa [masssive screaming] I'm powerful like a Chizzard when I get you in the bed be coming a blizzard. So watch out baby for you never know what's in store My pocket monster is ready to roar! Chorus: It's Pokemon UH get funkay with ya pocket monsta It's Pokemon yeah it's got some special powers It's Pokemon! After we play with them we gonna take a shower! Verse 3: Now honey I realize you be wet Cuz I have the whole damn set Gonna stick my Pikachu Until you're thru How's that sound just me 'n' U Gonna shock you with him til you say oh YESSS You love it don't you? You must confess We gonna battle it out on the bed POKEMON uh play with my Pikachu give me some head [Mayte screamin' real loud "OHHHH PIKACHU DADDY YES!!!!"] Uh everybody sing! Chorus: Pokemon baby why ain't you gettin' down with me 4 strokes with Pikachu and you be history I want to play with my Pokemon Uh... somebody sing... [Big background vocals:] Pokemon! This ain't no joke Pokemon! Honey I'm just asking for a little poke [poking noise at end] |
Now this song
could go on the Pokemon soundtrack. Parents would love it! I can
see
Prince doing somethin' like that.. the rhyme scheme is
intentional... the innuendos
all intentional ... Uh it's POKEMON... somebody!
Just warms the heart...
Somebody call NPG or Arista... make him be on the next soundtrack.
Written by Hassen and originally posted on alt.music.prince.
Reprinted here with Hassen's permission.