The Pokemon Love Song
as written by
Prince

by Hassen

 

Eye choose U,  O(+>achu!

There's one called "Lickitung". Jesus.

There are lamer ones than this.

Intro starts with Pokemons making some noise.

Instrumentation: Moog synth and some funky rhythm guitar with Lin Drum programmin' and Eric Leeds and Atlanta Bliss on horns.



Your love is better than Pokemon baby
You have me speakin' in Japanese just maybe
There's 151 kinds and I'm just wishin'
I could put you in that many positions
I got my Bulbsaurus ready to poke you
In da Caterpie
You gonna love it lady, just give it a try
Cuz I got the special powers
Of making you go for hours
Its POKEMON baby owwwwwaa [Prince yell] [Pokemon sound effects, Mayte
moanin OHHH Pikachu!!] [falsetto]

Verse 2:
I'm a Charmander wantin' to play in your Squirtle
Mess around long enough honey I'll get you fertile
Now kids don't try this at home
Cuz my pocket monster is ready to BOOONE!
Hundalasillahhhh yaaaaa yaaa yaaa [masssive screaming]
I'm powerful like a Chizzard when I get you in the bed be coming a blizzard.
So watch out baby for you never know what's in store
My pocket monster is ready to roar!

Chorus:
It's Pokemon UH get funkay with ya pocket monsta
It's Pokemon yeah it's got some special powers
It's Pokemon! After we play with them we gonna take a shower!

Verse 3:
Now honey I realize you be wet
Cuz I have the whole damn set
Gonna stick my Pikachu
Until you're thru
How's that sound just me 'n' U
Gonna shock you with him til you say oh YESSS
You love it don't you? You must confess
We gonna battle it out on the bed
POKEMON uh play with my Pikachu give me some head
[Mayte screamin' real loud "OHHHH PIKACHU DADDY YES!!!!"]
Uh everybody sing!

Chorus:

Pokemon baby why ain't you gettin' down with me
4 strokes with Pikachu and you be history
I want to play with my Pokemon
Uh... somebody sing...
[Big background vocals:]
Pokemon! This ain't no joke
Pokemon! Honey I'm just asking for a little poke
[poking noise at end]

Now this song could go on the Pokemon soundtrack. Parents would love it! I can see
Prince doing somethin' like that.. the rhyme scheme is intentional... the innuendos
all intentional ... Uh it's POKEMON... somebody!
Just warms the heart...
Somebody call NPG or Arista... make him be on the next soundtrack.

Written by Hassen and originally posted on alt.music.prince.
Reprinted here with Hassen's permission.

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