Halloween Costumes

Make yo' Halloween funky with our costume designs



4 BOYS

Michael B costume

"Michael B"
  MICHAEL B: This costume can B easily made
from a KFC chicken bucket and an old blanket.
Tip: eat the chicken first. Difficulty: 7
  THE ARTIST: Just wear anything. He's gonna gett
around 2 that look some day. Difficulty: 7
  MORRIS: Not many of us own a leopard skin
jacket, and that's why there's only one Morris E. Day.
You will also need: baggies, mirror, flunky.
Difficulty: 777
  TOMMY B: A wig, a scarf, and a toy piano, and
you've got "Tommy B, B" in the house. Difficulty: 77

4 GIRLS

  CARMEN ELECTRA: 2 puppies in a bag will
convincingly recreate Ms Electra's indeFINEable
appeal. Difficulty: 77
  MAYTE: To look like Mayte, you'll need hot pants, a
crop top, a small dog, and a miracle.
Difficulty: 7777
  VANITY: You will need: lingerie, bible, crucifix. For an Apollonia
costume, ditch the bible and the cross. Difficulty: 77
  TOMMY B: A wig, a scarf, and a toy piano, and
U've got "Tommy B, B" in the house. Difficulty: 77
Mayte costume

"Mayte"

Key to Difficulty Ratings
7 - piss easy
77 - average
777 - not likely
7777 - yeah, sure

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